Saturday, 26 December 2009

The average length of a vagina in Johannesburg.... 10 inches....the average length of an erect penis is 8.5 inches...which means that somewhere in Johannesburg there is 27 miles of unused vagina!

Its an old joke...that sometimes feels too the referral note below will show...

Hon. Gynae Registrar

Thank you for seeing this young lady.

She reports that she normally sleeps naked and noticed that when she went to sleep last night that she remembers seeing a plastic top from a hair spray can on her bed.

This morning when she woke up she found that the plastic top was missing and is concerned that it may have migrated into her vagina during her sleep.

I have examined her and there is indeed a plastic foreign body visible , which seems to be held in place by some demonic forces of suction.

Despite my best efforts which have included entonox for her , a bio hazard suit for me and a 18inch swab holder for both of us,I am unable to remove the foreign body.

Could you please take over the further management of this case?


Lucien de Beer

(She had to have it removed under GA in Theatre )


  1. better than a meilie cob i suppose

  2. can you write more stories like the one about your first day in A/E when all the consultants wore safari suits and long socks?