Its an old joke...that sometimes feels too real...as the referral note below will show...
Thank you for seeing this young lady.
She reports that she normally sleeps naked and noticed that when she went to sleep last night that she remembers seeing a plastic top from a hair spray can on her bed.
This morning when she woke up she found that the plastic top was missing and is concerned that it may have migrated into her vagina during her sleep.
I have examined her and there is indeed a plastic foreign body visible , which seems to be held in place by some demonic forces of suction.
Despite my best efforts which have included entonox for her , a bio hazard suit for me and a 18inch swab holder for both of us,I am unable to remove the foreign body.
Could you please take over the further management of this case?
Lucien de Beer
(She had to have it removed under GA in Theatre )