Monday, 17 October 2011

Here's a hint...have the shower first


Sunday morning....after the drunken night before...and I've had to sedate Shuffling Bob the triage nurse...

"Good morning...what can I do for you today then?"

Well...what it is...obviously...I met this bird in the pub last night...

"Jah..."

So we got back to her place...right?

"Jah..."

And we had a few more drinks...

"Jah..."

And we started to f**k...

"Jah..."

And then I started to shag her in the ar*e

"Jah..."

And it was a bit dirty...and smelt a bit...

"Jah..."

So I didn't come...

"Jah..."

So we decided to have a shower...

"Jah..."

And she started to give me a blow job...

"Before or after you showered...?"

After...

"Jah..."

But I still didn't come...

"Jah..."

So then she started to w*nk me...

"Jah..."

And then I came...

"Jah..."

But she had all these rings on her fingers and they hurt my willy...

(Ah sweet....'his willy')

"Jah..."

So its really sore and swollen...and leaking a bit...

"Okaaaaaaaaay then...lets have a look at your willy then shall we?"

What...you want to look at my willy...I'm not a poof mate...

"Well Sir....despite my expensive haircut and aramis cologne....neither am I..."

No really mate....I don't want to show you my willy....I'm not a poof!!!

*SIGH*

"Okay then Sir....I suggest you go home to your new girlfriend and that both of you go to the Genito-urinary clinic tomorrow morning..."

Well...problem is mate...I don't know her name or where she lives...

"Well sir...I would like to help you...but unfortunately my 'Powers' can only be used for 'Good' "

"Bye..."


1 comment:

  1. Eugh!
    Shuffling Bobs typing finger!

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