Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside...

So there I was this morning , on the way to M&S to do my weekly shop...and as I drove slowly through the parking lot,avoiding some of the grannies driving at 5 miles an hour,and some of them wandering aimlessly in an Alzheimer's daze looking for their cars...I spotted this chap sitting in his boat.

I pointed out that the last 'high tide' in our part of the world had been about 160,000 years ago...and that...and global warming not withstanding...there had been nothing on the local news this morning about another flood.

He made a rude remark and carried on reading his Bible...specifically Genesis 6:1 - 9:17

I stocked up on wine...just in case.

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