The first surgeon, from Durban , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Johannesburg , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third surgeon, from Bloemfontein, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best... everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Pretoria chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Cape Town shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."