The top five rhetorical questions asked by staff to patients in our Unit so far this year are:-
1. So... have you taken any medicines for the pain ?
2. So...have you given your child any medicine for the temperature ?
3. So...did you try and cool the burn down ?
4. So...do all your children have different father's then ?
5. So...are your child's vaccinations and inoculations up to date ?
With this question edging very closely into sixth place :-
6. So...do you really think that I don't know you're lying ?
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