Wednesday, 6 April 2011

I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day


He had angrily underlined the phrase "thats why we are here" three times...and he sat hunched and scowling in the waiting room.

"So...whats wrong then...?"

I not a f**king doctor am I...

"Well...oddly enough...neither am I..."

"Also though...I'm not a vet..."

"So unless you want me to assume you are an orangutan and start the consultation by sticking this thermometer up your arse...perhaps you could just indicate the general area of illness or injury...?"


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