I'm sorry that your "health care professional" has not heard of De Quervains tenosynovitis,and that he described it as " a dodgy wrist" and told you to stop masturbating.
I'm also sorry that he had not heard of Mortons neuroma,when he told you to live with the pain in your foot.
And I'm particularly sorry that he told your son that he had growing pains , instead of giving you a fact sheet on Osgood-Schlatter's disease.
But not everybody can train at the Johannesburg Hospital.
If you don't believe my diagnosis,then 'google' your symptoms-because I am already bored.