1130 , Saturday morning in Sunninghill Emergency Department in Johannesburg.
A young woman comes staggering in the door, pale and sweating.
She is alone....she says that her husband is at work and is on his way to the hospital.
This is what she told the admissions clerk
This is what she told me
After the consultant and I remove a huge vibrator (sans batteries) from her rectum under conscious sedation, this is what she told her husband....
Marriage...its a wonderful thing...