And in third space is the male patient who completed the "how did you get here today" column by writing...
And it was just as well that she did nag him because he had broken a bone in his foot.And the column is supposed to reflect the mode of transport...bus or car or ambulance or bicycle...
In second place was the female patient who asked us not to discuss her surgery in front of her children...
Unfortunately she had brought the two children (aged 4 and 6 ) with her and we have a policy of not leaving unattended minor children in the waiting room...
...so they had to come into the Unit with her...
...where I showed her the admission form and raised my eyebrows...
...and she mouthed one word...
..."augmentation"...
Personally I think she should have had a face lift but at least it explained why she tripped and injured her ankle...
...she couldn't see where her feet were...
...and I suppose that no male over-6 and under-death ever looked anywhere but at her boobs anyway.
And the winner is...
This late entrant for this years Darwin award didn't really believe it when his friend told him that his pet piranha fish really did eat meat...
...so his stuck his finger into the fish tank...
...he almost had his chips.
Just looked up Pirana: small voraciously carnivorous freshwater fishes of South America that attack and destroy living animals. Surely that doesn't describe pet?
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