The next patient was complaining that he had "explosive diarrhoea"...no vomiting...didn't feel unwell...and had no other problems.
Well...no other problems that couldn't be solved with a refreshing shower...and a change of underwear and socks. I thought these people had indoor plumbing...was he squatting over a hole in the floor?
Well...what it is...obviously...I've had this diarrhoea all day...really burning my arse !
"Right...and do you have any idea what might have caused it ? Do you have IBS or diverticulitis...any thing like that?"
No...what it was...I had some friends around to watch the match...and we had some beers and some nacho chips....
"Yerrrrrrss?"
Well...the only dip I had was a jar of Guatemala that I found at the back of the fridge...and it had a bit of fungus on the top...but...you know...I thought that the chili in the Guatemala would kill the fungus...
"Right. You had a jar of Guatemala in the fridge...do you mean Guacamole ?"
No mate Guatemala...you know...the green dip...made from abomonocados
"Right...Okay...thats as opposed to 'Guacamole' the charming and mountainous central American country ?"
Yerr!
Don't let your mind wander Sir... it's too small to be let out on its own.
WARNING: It is not advisable to read this post when you have just taken a mouthful of coffee. Wiping the screen on your laptop is easy, but in between all the keys is a bit fiddly; and you can just forget about the dribble down your chin and neck ...
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