These are apparently "genuine" replies to a 'Child Protection Agency' questionnaire .They are all...anyway...very funny
Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night
I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 360 East Bolton Avenue where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.
I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter... He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced...
I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
Tyrone Hairston is the father of Child A, if you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B, who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have a clue.
My favourite response...given to me by a mother last weekend when I asked her who the father of her baby was...to get a complete medical history on a very sick child...in my Resus Room ...was..."I don't know who the father is,'cos he left before she was born..."
I guess that she was following the advice in the "Miss Manners Guide for Sluts" , pg 69...where it suggests that you do not want to seem impolite by asking your arbitary sexual-partner his name -before,during or even immediately following the sex-,unless you have a good reason to do so...like putting it on your daughters Birth Certificate...