Monday, 10 November 2008

Letter to your doctor

Dear Doctor

I have today examined this patient and during the course of the consultation I have found that they fit the requirements for an urgent optorectomy.

This is a new procedure that we are offering , in which we sever the nerve that runs from their eyeballs to their rectum , thus curing them of their crappy outlook on life.

Please schedule them at the earliest possible opportunity as this patient is a truly miserable bastard .

Kind regards

Lucien de Beer

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