Thursday 31 March 2011
Crackers
Sunday 27 March 2011
Crazy comments
You’ve been a pain in the arse since the moment you were conceived.
So exactly *how* did that conception work then?
Mother of son with broken arm, to me:-
…well I'm glad it’s broken and that I haven’t wasted three hours sitting here for nothing.
Well you could have helped me complete the Social Services referral.
Distraught young woman who has seen every health care provider in town,to me,at 0805 :-
I've been unwell for 11 months...and you are my last resort.
No....Sun City is the last resort.
Saturday 26 March 2011
One track mind
Saturday evening and the next patient was a 24 year old male holding his thumb in the air above his head in an attempt to stop a wound from bleeding.
He was a university student doing a masters degree.
“Hello…so…what can I do for you today?”
Well…I was using a scalpel…and it slipped and I’ve cut my left thumb…
“A scalpel…okay…can I ask…are you a self-harmer?”
No…no I was cutting some cardboard models…
“Cardboard models…what for?”
My model train layout…for the railway station building…
“Okay…so I‘ll put in the notes that you’re a self-harmer then…that’s got to be less embarrassing for you than “working on my train set on a Saturday evening’”.
Friday 25 March 2011
Some days I just despair....Part 1
Dutch researchers revive 115-year-old x-ray machine
The machine was based on the use of Crookes tubes, glass cylinders that generate electrons when voltage is applied.
Early radiographers might have been frustrated with the throughput of the vintage unit: The researchers found that they needed 90 minutes to acquire a hand image, compared with approximately 20 msec for the modern radiography system. What's more, Kemerink and colleagues characterized the x-rays produced by the system as "soft," due to a lack of filtration and other factors.